Skipping will not earn download credits. ay.mp3 - I love it. Happy: Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. ", "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? "Do you like that? "Why don't you just put it down?" Let's see if it's Shooter's tour. The free Android or iOS app is required to download sounds: Your soundboard will be automatically transcribed using Speech to Text technology. When Happy discovers his grandmother (Frances Bay) will lose her home if she doesn't fork over 270,000 dollars to the IRS, he tries to figure out how he can possibly scrounge up the cash. And he looks so handsome. Happy: Yeah, alright! (putts) Son of a bitch ball! Look at that. - Don't be alarmed, Mr. Gilmore. JackAss1.wav(29K) Feel the flow, Happy. I Dream of Jeannie (1965) - S01E23 Watch the Birdie 2.6s That was a 400-yard drive. Tough.wav(282K) [scene when Happy gets in the batting cage and takes balls to the head]. ", hg-breakfast.wav Ain't no way they're gonna dog me this year. Happy Gilmore first accomplished that feat no more than 25 years ago today. He got me, but I tore one of the b*st*rd's eyes out though. Give it a little tappy tap tap taparoo. Happy Gilmore (1996) 1.8s That house is 400 yards away. pic.twitter.com/p1aY9JcFWh. I'm stupid, you're smart. The most recent additions will appear at the top. The 'Hey, Happy Gilmore! 1.6K. We will keep fighting for all libraries - stand with us! Get TMZ breaking news sent right to your browser! I'm stupid, you're smart. Are you too good for your home? You're gonna die clown!! Guiding him on his quest is a whimsical retired pro who lost his hand to an alligator (Carl Weathers) and an attractive public relations woman charmed by Happy's antics (Julie Bowen). I mean I just couldn't get the ball in the hole I wanted to, but I just couldn't do it. I hear that Asteroids machine calling my name !(Sounds of the clown spitting out Happys Golf ball) Happy Gilmore Youre gonna die clown! I mean, I can't believe I have fans.